Saturday, 3 October 2009

Like a final, fatal LiveJournal entry...

I am sitting in a room, different to the one you are sitting in. I am watching a television: on mine, Peter Andre is talking about Eminem. Perhaps he is on yours too. Now Edith Bowman is begging us to vote, please give us your money and keep watching, just don't stop watching.

And, hopefully, one part of this scenario will have jumped out and, frankly, slapped you in the face. In Edith's words "Superfan Peter Andre is telling us why Eminem deserves the title of the World's Greatest Pop Artist of all time." Peter Andre. Superfan Peter Andre.He just told us that since Eminem's comeback, "nothing matters" (including explicitly in that the death of his friend Bizarre). It meant nothing. Not now Eminem's Relapsed. I've discussed my feelings on the comeback before. But I do love Eminem.

However, Peter's (obviously fully informed) speech tells us that he was the first person to inject any kind of edginess or controversy or, it is implied, politics into hip-hop. He was the first important white person in rap. Please, be quiet, Chuck D, Erik B, Beasties, and allow your erasing from pop history.

This overstating of Eminem's importance is starting to get at me now. I can understand the discussion of Eminem's lyrics by an English Professor, and to be honest he's the most relevant figure in a series of talking heads featuring James Morrison, Lemar, and some actors. But the claim of Eminem as a modern Shakespeare isn't just hyperbolic- it's fairly obviously not even accurate.

Oh wait, have to stop writing. Up Next... Eminem The New Elvis.

1 comment:

Tom said...

Mmm, I saw a preview of this and it just looked bizarre.

Still, Peter André used to have a very nice body of work.

Sorry, I mean, he used to work out a lot and had a very nice body.

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