Sunday, 27 June 2010

Number One, #1

#1: Katy Perry
California Gurls

Katy Perry, whatever you might think of her, is certainly an efficient pop star. She appears, here and there, just enough to keep her name famous. She chooses her collaboratiosn wisely - Timbaland, 3oh!3, now Snoop Dogg? This girl knows what she's doing.

And I retain a soft spot for the girl who sings things like "Daisy Dukes with bikinis on top."* In a world where even Christina Aguilera is experimenting with edgier music, she's the female Justin Timberlake, the money-making business-woman embodiment of pop. She looks like the girl from 90210 who looks like a cheap replica of Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction. It's almost exactly the flip side of Snoop Dogg's guest vocals on the Gorillaz's Plastic Beach. The California tourist board must having an absolute field day with its endorsements. The song's name is spelt stupidly...

But, hell, it just works.

You're likely to be looking at me down your nose right now, but there's a sense that Perry knows exactly how far she can push things. That, if you're attuned to the right pop sensibility, Perry will never betray you.

In an alternative, better universe of the UK, something else is #1: Robyn, maybe. That's the same UK where we're not all in mourning about the football right now, one way or the other.

But California Gurls is perfect in-shower music, the kind of song you're just happy to come on while you rub shampoo into those follicles, or while you drive from A to B. It's a lower level of pop, maybe, but it's that pop perfected. Some people, no doubt, wish they could all be California Gurls.

Katy Perry

*An expression I understand, for no logical reason, to mean hot pants and a bikini top. If this is confirmed to be true, then something magic is happening within the work of Ms Perry. She might in fact be a witch.

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